is it politically correct and polite to call stout girls hefty? I figured it was a much nicer title than saying fat chick takes a digger in ballet dance fail!
Curtain... cut to commercial... exit stage left, dancer down - I repeat - dancer down! this poor girl. You know here parents urged her to continue dancing so she could shed a few pounds. She was doing so well until her ankle gave out underneath her heavy frame in front of a crowd of bored parents struggling to stay awake during a lame dance recital. I'll bet $100 that this was the highlight of the show for everyone in attendance.
OMG hahahahahahahaha (Was my actual reaction when she fell and started crying. The fading light and closing shade was even better ending than a momma hippo coming to save her wounded child would have been..
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