her new moped is not so new anymore

good grief, what a dummy!

I know a little bit of french, and this is what I think she said. "Hola, I am very pretty, but rather dumb. My friends at Best-YouTube.com, who have the best youtube videos ever just bought me this sweet moped. I'm not going to wear a helmet because it will mess up my hair as I speed into the middle of an intersection on my brand new Vespa without looking."