Friday, December 31, 2010

hot chick brings STUPID to whole new level

wow, this chick is really stupid. Unless you are Norwegian, you will be reading subtitles in this video. In a nutshell, this is a clip from a reality TV show. The bimbo is tasked with changing a processor in a PC. She apparently has no idea how a computer works and it is simply a miracle that she can even turn one on.

Thursday, December 30, 2010

news reporter ruins $30K camera

ha... keep your eye on this news reporters mic wire. she gets the cord wrapped around her leg just before sledding down a snowy hill during a live news report. as a result, a $30K HD camera followed closely behind!

Friday, December 24, 2010

bench clearing lacrosse brawl

everyone grabs a man and squares off... goalie runs across entire field to take a few swings at his equal opponent. they will be telling big fish stories about this game for the rest of their lives.

Thursday, December 23, 2010

slaughterhouse christmas special - epic meal time

bacon... bacon... bacon & an epic gingerbread house - minus the ginger bread. Oh what a glorious display of delicious vittles for the carnivore!

Monday, December 20, 2010

furious george - the chin monkey

dad having fun with the kids and scoring big FUN points with his chin monkey. good times.

gangsta shrimp has sonic boom gun claw

beyond awesome! I want one of these as a pet in my fish tank. the mysteries of the deep ocean are sometimes beyond imagination and defy what we think is impossible.

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Teddy Bear Toss at Calgary Flames game

they didn't expect this much involvement from the fans in the annual teddy bear toss for kids event at a Calgary flames game.

Thursday, December 16, 2010

sledding behind a fighter jet

crazy. this is an example of our tax dollars at work. looks like fun. I was hoping to see the jet hit the gas and launch the guys into the air.

Parrot sings - Let The Bodies Hit The Floor

too awesome! this bird would be the life of any party.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

the manslator

LOL @ femlogic processing chip. I really need one of these devices for Christmas.

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

more awesome party tricks - done with science

another great installment of party tricks done with simple scientific experiments. I'm gonna try a few of these at my New Years Eve party after consuming a half a liter of rum. wish me luck!

extreme downhill shopping cart racing

LOL... "a lot of people think I'm nuts" ummmmmm - YEAH! this guy just turned shopping at Kroger / Vons / Ralphs / Publix - into a sport. looks like good times!

Monday, December 13, 2010

Hand Dancing - the couple from the McDonalds commercial

you've seen the McDonalds commercial where the couple is doing some hand dancing / hand jive on the table with their coffee cups. Here's the video that got them the gig... pretty cool stuff!

Ozzy Osbourne shares some thoughts about Justin Bieber

In a TV interview, Ozzy Osbourne shared some thoughts about current pop stars on the top of the charts, like Justin Bieber

Like A Boss (original)

Like A Boss... I stumbled across this today. Seen it 100 times - Like A Boss, but gonna repost it... Like A boss!

FYI... grabbed a sound byte Like A Boss and uploaded it so you guys can use it as a RINGTONE FOR IPHONE

MetroDome collapses in Minnesota

Minnesota Vikings are moving their home game to Detroit this week when they face the NY Giants because their dome collapsed under the weight of heavy snow. you know it is some seriously heavy weather conditions when they have to cancel indoor dome games due to snow!

2010 rally car crash compilation

rally car race spectator = something you will never find me doing! as these rally car drivers hurl themselves into trees, houses and crowds of spectators, I have to wonder... are they void of liability if they injure people or property?

Thursday, December 9, 2010

couple sues over tasering during sobriety test

I have zero sympathy for these people. he has a 'heart condition'... but cops have a 'do not get shot by unpredictable drunks condition'. Dashcam video has been released showing an incident involving Mundelein police officers and a couple stopped for suspected drunk driving. A man claims police officers forced his wife to undergo sobriety tests in frigid January weather and then stunned him with a Taser after he got out of his car to check on her.


Wednesday, December 8, 2010

hockey goalie got pwn3d!

amateur USHL travis walash just totally owned this goalie with a slick move in this shootout.

gator take bite out of electric eel - bad idea bro

hey man, did your momma ever tell you not to bite electric eels? dare I say that this video is 'shocking'? I'm pretty sure that they both became a pair of boots when the dust settled.

Monday, December 6, 2010

skateboarder... look out for the truck!

I LOL'd. I thought I knew exactly how this would go down, but I was totally wrong.

MMA Backflip FAIL

this dude just won his match. to celebrate he climbed to the top of the cage and did a half flip onto his head. idiot.

Saturday, December 4, 2010

uh oh - when ex girlfriend meets new girlfriend

AwKwArD! from what I can tell, the ex girlfriend is much hotter than the new one. I can also conclude that this guy does not deserve to have two girls fighting over him.

Thursday, December 2, 2010

the PUN ARMY

if life was like the UJ Web Forums, this is pretty much how things would go down. LOL

dog has no idea how to walk in stupid dog boots

why do people do this to their dogs? animals aren't meant to wear boots and sweaters. this poor dude looks totally humiliated in front of his friends... I can feel them all laughing at him.

cup sized choir

who knew the pitch of a woman's voice was directly related to her cup size?!! these beautiful women in bras and panties sing Christmas

songs.

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

compilation of deep fried turkey FAIL

LOL, here's a compilation of people failing when deep frying a turkey. some of these exploded and turned the butterballs into fireballs!